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    Not… Mayo?

    So, I finally tried it. I wasn’t planning to do that until I finished the bottle of Mayo I had in my fridge, but there was an unfortunate butterfingers moment, accidentally dropped that bottle in a sink full of soapy dish water. Ugh. A bit annoyed with myself. But anyway. This is the first product…

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    Okay. NotMilk. It’s not milk. I think?

    In my last post, I raved a bit about NotBurgers and NotChicken Nuggets. And I mentioned I’d picked up some NotMilk and NotMayo I still haven’t tried the NotMayo but I did try NotMilk Just on a bowl of cereal – kicker? If someone handed me a bowl of cereal with NotMilk, I’d never guess…

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    Not… Beef or Chicken?

    I’ve been toying with meat allegories. Not words, but like, burgers, and chicken nuggets. I stumbled on NotCo a few months ago and decided to trying their NotBurger First impression? The frozen product looks like a Beyond Burger. Almost identical. There are a couple differences in the cooking, for one, NotCo includes a “cooking from…

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    Not so savory breakfast?

    I bought a pack of wraps to make burritos, and realized that maybe it was too many, so what to do? Well, why not a fruit filled sweet treat of a breakfast heated up some fresh blueberries, and some frozen mango made a serving of oatmeal (just the plain kind), a little on the thicker…

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    Pies? I LOVE Pies

    Saw an ad on Facebook a while back, now, my general attitude towards ads on that dumpster fire of a site is generally “block, block, block” because well… they tend to promote scammers. I’ve had a few where I thought “OH! That looks interesting!” and clicked, and got sent to a “this is a scam…

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    Paper Straws are a Plague

    How many people HATE paper straws? You should. They’re terrible. Maybe not for the reasons you hate them, but they’re fucking terrible, and we should complain about them, refuse them, and NOT use them, ever. Don’t misunderstand, as much as plastic straws are much more pleasant to use, we should do the same for them.…

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